A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is toweling off, when the doorbell rings. After arguing over which one should answer the door, the wife gives ...up, quickly wraps herself in her towel, and runs downstairs.
It’s Bob, their next-door neighbor. Before she can say a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of him.
After looking her up and down, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman retrieves her towel and goes back upstairs.
Her husband shouts from the shower, "Who was that?"
“Bob from next door
"Great!" the husband says. "Did he give you the $800 he owes me?"
Moral of the story:
Sharing critical information in a timely fashion may prevent avoidable exposure.
